“Intrusion” by Steven “SteveOramA” Wilson will be for sale on the home page starting at Midnight (US CST) November 9th.

“Hey, what’s your shirt mean?”
“It means I believe that in our never ending quest for scientific achievement and exploration there’s a distinct possibility of finding something that wants to eat us.”
“Wow, that’s cool, I’m really jealous.”
“Yeah, you look really jealous.”

Since it’s getting a bit cooler outside ’round these parts, this is going to be our first long-sleeved t-shirt. It also has a placement low and to the right on the shirt. Here’s a quick mock:

Enjoy!

(This also means it’s your last chance to score your one-of-a-kind print of “I Think I Voted.” As always, when this new one goes on sale, that one comes down.)

If you like this design, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.

We have another timely new design. It’s election season in the US and this one’s for all those people who dare to vote in the face of an antiquated electoral college system, voter-caging, and a company like Diebold (sinister or stupid?) at the helm in many states. This is for the people who think, “It’s my own spit in that ocean, dammit, and if you don’t vote, you don’t get to complain. I’m headed for the polls!”

“Hey, what’s your shirt mean?”
“It means I participate in politics as a patriot and a citizen, but I’m under no illusions as to the nature of my role in this oligarchical state.”
“Wow, that’s cool, I’m really jealous.”
“Yeah, you look really jealous.”

“I Think I Voted” by 200nipples will be for sale on the home page starting at Midnight (US CST) October 26th. See you out there on election day!

(This also means it’s your last chance to score your one-of-a-kind print of I Love You To Death by Cris.Howe.Designs. As always, when this new one goes on sale, that one comes down.)

If you like this design, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.

Another awesome monster shirt for Halloween. Mixing more bright colors with whimsical terror, we present: “I Loved You To Death” by Cris.Howe.Designs will be for sale on the home page starting at Midnight (US CST) October 12th. Enjoy!

(This also means it’s your last chance to score your one-of-a-kind print of Beware The Slime Monster by Matthew Skiff. As always, when this new one goes on sale, that one comes down.)

If you like this design, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.

Check it out! We’ve got a couple of monstrous tees for you guys this October and up first is Beware The Slime Monster by Matthew Skiff. Matthew’s kickass sense of negative space, which you can see plastered all over his website, really shines in this gooey creation. (Watch out for upside down smiley faces.)

Beware The Slime Monster will be for sale on the home page starting at Midnight (12:00am US CST) September 29th. Enjoy! (This also means it’s your last chance to score your one-of-a-kind print of Delayed Travels by Ben Chlapek. As always, when this one goes on sale, that one comes down.)

If you like this design, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.

The “Delayed Travels” t-shirt by Ben Chlapek will be for sale on the home page starting at Midnight (12:00am US CST) September 15th.

“Hey, what’s your shirt mean?”
“It means that I’m conditionally free. How do you think that makes my chainsaw feel?”
“Wow, that’s cool, I’m really jealous.”
“Yeah, you look really jealous.”

If you like this design, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.

The “If Immobilized, Incinerate” t-shirt by Dave Medrano will be for sale on the home page starting at Midnight (12:00am US CST) September 1st.

“Hey, what’s your shirt mean?”
“It means that when the zombie apocalypse does finally come. I don’t want to get eaten alive with some weak-sauce like, ‘Abercombie est. 1892′ on my chest.”
“Wow, that’s cool, I’m really jealous.”
“Yeah, you look really jealous.”

If you like this design, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.

UPDATE: This design is in Today’s Top Tees over at Emptees.com! Go show it some love.

The “Insides” t-shirt by Craig Watkins (aka Wotto) will be for sale on the home page starting at Midnight (12:00am US CST) August 18th. We’re now officially on a two-week design cycle, instead of once-a-month!

“Hey, what’s your shirt mean?”
“Sometimes I feel like I’m not like everyone else on the inside, even though I look like everyone else on the outside.”
“Wow, that’s cool, I’m really jealous.”
“Yeah, you look really jealous.”

If you like this design, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.

The “Younger Than McCain” t-shirt by Geoff Ponnath will be for sale on the home page starting at Midnight (12:00am US CST) August 1st.

“Hey, what’s your shirt mean?”
“It’s a collage of things that are younger than Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain. I’m stepping into history with this campaign t-shirt as America readies its oldest presidential candidate, ever. ”
“Wow, that’s cool, I’m really jealous.”
“Yeah, you look really jealous.”

The collage:

• Frozen Waffles
• McDonald’s
• Alaska
• Oral Contraceptives
• The Discovery of DNA
• Israel
• Scrabble
• The Hindenburg
• Margaritas
• The Slinky
• Superman
• The 6-Pack
• SPAM
• The US Postal Service’s Zip Code System
• The Discovery of Plutonium
• TV Dinners
• Automatic Transmissions
• The AARP
• The CIA
• The Shopping Cart
• The Golden Gate Bridge
• Duct Tape

[Tip of the hat to thingsyoungerthanmccain.com.]

If you like this design, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.

The RIAA RIP t-shirt by Ben Chlapek is now on sale at the home page.

“Hey, what’s your shirt mean?”
“It means that I think the world would be a better place if The RIAA, and their ilk, went ahead and passed into the great beyond.”
“Wow, that’s cool, I’m really jealous.”
“Yeah, you look really jealous.”

If you like this design, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, let us know why. The more feedback we get, the better.